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Atheists Demotivational Poster


ATHEISTS - The Real Ghostbusters


TAGS: atheist atheists ghostbusters religion
Rating: 1.46/5
James - October 31, 2008, 1:43 pm
Americans! Better then everyone else! :)
.. - September 26, 2008, 11:22 pm
you will probably find that alot of people think americans are retarded, and barely any of them are mindless drones. You can blame bush, the iraq war and all those obnoxious, think they're better than everyone else, culturally insensitive americans
K-Smooth - September 24, 2008, 10:54 am
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. Well done indeed!
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:56 pm
Not thing. Think. Minor typo, amended.
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:55 pm
So, tell me, do you really feel that way about America, or are you one of those mindless drones that goes along with what other people thing because you're too fucking stupid to be independent in thought?
IndiaRulz - September 14, 2008, 9:42 pm
The most retarded thing I've ever seen, and that includes Americans
Alexiel - September 10, 2008, 3:39 pm
sth strange in the neighburhood, next time THINK about it.


ATHEISTS - We have superior spelling skills


TAGS: pope atheists
Rating: 3.4/5

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EvilGod - May 4, 2010, 9:26 am
@Bah Use a dictionary. I know believers prefer fictional books to knowledge but that is just ridiculous. Look up Atheist and agnostic. Stop implying there are similarities between believers and the rational when there are none.
Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:21 pm
Haha. Truth.
Bah - October 16, 2009, 3:46 am
...must be why you abuse science like a red headed step child. If I hear one more person say "I believe in science," I'll be forced to murder the lot of ya. Atheism is a faith. Agnosticism is the lack thereof.
Steph - April 17, 2009, 2:11 am
Psh! We're overall smarter ;]


ATHEISTS - some of them are assholes


TAGS: atheists dickery
Rating: 4.19/5

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corneredbadger - June 5, 2010, 1:05 am
thats y i said some of them. sadly i have thought of doing this b4 i found the pic. guess that makes mee an a*shole too
Krissie - June 5, 2010, 12:55 am
Im not an asshole :P


ATHEISTS -


TAGS: atheists religion god
Rating: 3.22/5

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spacemarine981 - December 8, 2009, 7:05 pm
Lets be honest with ourselves. I am an atheist. But their are good atheists, bad atheists and same goes for Christians. are people honestly going to get all pissed over a poster that is humorous? who cares what someones religion is lol just rate it.
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 9:13 am
Mooooo..."WHY YOU CRYING!? You want a Happy Meal? Then get happy!"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2009, 5:09 am
What about George Lopez? He kills all the time.
Bah - September 22, 2009, 5:06 am
Favorite Atheists in History Presents: Joseph Stalin! The man who killed more people than anyone else in history!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:08 am
in*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:07 am
Atheists never started war? Um... gee what about the Communist revolutions is Russia and China?
spacedog - August 18, 2009, 8:55 pm
The guy in the painting is just pissed about his tiny dick.
Lena - August 18, 2009, 8:52 pm
Atheists never started war unlike christians. OH the irony.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:13 pm
And e-shouting doesn't prove divinity.
LURCH - July 17, 2009, 9:12 pm
AMAZING HOW ATHEISTS HAVEN'T COME UP WITH A NEW CALENDAR SO THE YEAR OF OUR LORD IS NOT MENTIONED. DENIAL OF A THING DOESN'T NEGATE ITS EXISTENCE
Eggnik - May 25, 2009, 3:54 am
Atheism wasn't around at 1 BC
Steph - April 17, 2009, 2:09 am
Why 1 BCE?
Firefly - April 10, 2009, 7:50 pm
God was never pissed off because he's never existed.
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 6:07 pm
That's when he was invented.
Guest - April 3, 2009, 2:25 pm
Wouldn't it be pissing God off since 4,000 BC???


ATHEISTS -


TAGS: atheists
Rating: 3.5/5

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hummvee69 - February 10, 2011, 5:45 pm
What stairs are you referring to? Is one of the escalators broken? Personally I think the same # of religious nuts will be on either level. Maybe I'll just hang here for a while...
Krissie - November 25, 2009, 8:49 pm
Im taking the steps to go downstairs. I love playing with fire.
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 1:40 pm
Please.
sheiksaws - July 25, 2009, 4:15 am
FFS lighten up Deltabob....
Ed-Hyde - July 21, 2009, 3:34 pm
Preacher kid input. If you believe there is an afterlife, then watch your step. If you don't believe, I don't think you can really get punished for really not believing. Unfortunately not believing is a little like not thinking about elephants.
TheTrashHeap - July 21, 2009, 2:10 pm
What if you chose the wrong him? The planet is the closest thing to "GOD" and look how we treat it!
BriaHere - July 21, 2009, 8:00 am
It's my choice. Worship him or burn for eternity? What a choice!
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:48 am
Heh heh heh.... hey! Evil! Impolite and evil!
Sean - July 20, 2009, 12:43 am
Sure brother aggynus, because if the Guinnes gets warm *rolls eyes* it becomes *smirks* undrinkable.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:39 am
*refrigeration. Cold storage, that is.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:37 am
And I had to be sure that I could store Guinness... there's a serious refridgeration concern there.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:36 am
Ok, ok... I prefer to be a right-hand to someone who knows the business.
Arrogant Knight - July 20, 2009, 12:35 am
"They"? Who are you trying to fool? You set that office up yourself and you know it! ...It's right next to mine.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:34 am
Me? I'm required to take the down escalator... they went through the trouble of setting up a nice corner office for me... I can't disappoint.
Sean - July 20, 2009, 12:33 am
My buddy is an atheist who actually does believe in heaven and hell ... we let him hang around with us because he lends us large sums of money and then soon forgets that he has done so.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:31 am
God, I hate you Kenny.
Sean - July 20, 2009, 12:31 am
ok, uhm where are they?
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:29 am
Ok... back to the point... The point is that if you're an atheist who does not believe in heaven or hell, take the stairs.
Sean - July 20, 2009, 12:26 am
Uhm, duffuses (or is it "duffi"?) I put a new battery in so I heard alla that. And there is no such thing as a bi-jacket ... though the Beatles did come close with those gay-ish little suits they wore in the early days. Oh, those young lads ... so gay.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:22 am
And he can get out of a straight jacket. Luckily, they have a Bi Jacket... that'll work.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:21 am
Uh-oh... I took them all. Fine thanks, you?
Arrogant Knight - July 20, 2009, 12:19 am
...Psst, aggy, where are his pills? You know it's dangerous when he gets like this...
Sean - July 20, 2009, 12:15 am
Oh yeah skippy? Whatta ya say me an' Fish, yeah that's right. Abe freakin' Vagoda, and, say, Karl Malden meet you and two a yer buds in a alley and "come to some kinda understanding"? Hey? No really, speak louder, I didn't catch that.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 11:59 pm
AK: 2 fer 2.
Arrogant Knight - July 19, 2009, 11:56 pm
Whoa whoa whoa... Why so cranky? I REALLY think you should take that nap... I'll wake you up in an hour, how does that sound?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 11:55 pm
Ouch! I'll be over here drinking Guinness and looping "Alone Again, Naturally"
Sean - July 19, 2009, 11:53 pm
Wot's a matter, fetus breath? Too busy stickin' a key in an outlet somewhere?
Sean - July 19, 2009, 11:52 pm
aggy stay the hell outta the way this is between me an the whippersnapper here
Sean - July 19, 2009, 11:51 pm
Oh yeah, well yer so young that when I was yer age, I was still five years older 'n you!
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 11:51 pm
LMAO, AK!
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 11:50 pm
If this one needs to be explained... (fill in the blank with any of a dozen aggyisms)
Arrogant Knight - July 19, 2009, 11:50 pm
There you go... Now go take a nap. You earned it.
Sean - July 19, 2009, 11:48 pm
Stairway to heaven, for using the most precious of all His gifts: the mind.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 11:43 pm
Could read "Believers take the escalators"
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 11:41 pm
Wow.
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:40 pm
Even agnostics look down their noses at atheists!


ATHEISTS - THEY KNOW HOW TO SPELL -


TAGS: atheists spell
Rating: 3.61/5

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fail - October 10, 2009, 6:11 am
shit poster, shit tunnel wouldve been better with some kind of "the cake is a lie" joke


ATHEISTS - Math gets them off.


TAGS: atheists
Rating: 1.72/5

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Myself - July 14, 2009, 12:12 pm
Lame! Was this made by a 13 year old??
Cheeseman - June 10, 2009, 4:05 am
But the cartoon also points out that fundamental religious people should reject the school of math and scientific method, since science is just a belief right? stop taking medicine, cause its sorcery of the devil! don't go to doctors, they are but shamans
D - July 19, 2008, 9:52 am
Whoever wrote this poster clearly doesn't get the joke. Most people say "Oh, God" or "God!" when they have sex. Atheists don't believe in God, so they say something else...like what they DO believe in. Talk about fail.
Max - May 17, 2008, 1:07 am
As an Atheist, I can tell you personally: Math? Yeah. It blows. Nobody likes it.
M.E. - April 11, 2008, 12:54 pm
If math get you off chances are you don't have to worry about this problem.


INTELLIGENT DESIGN -


TAGS: id creationism evolution god atheists
Rating: 3.5/5

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Sean - April 17, 2011, 9:37 pm
I think you mean top left and if you do, I'd say that it's a little statue of a gargoyle reading a book. As for the tome itself, probably Fanny Hill. (That's what I'd be reading if I was a gargoyle who was forced to hang out with the likes of Behe.)
randomaccount - April 17, 2011, 6:53 pm
wtf is that next to the guy in the top right


ATHEISTS -


TAGS: atheists god religion
Rating: 3.15/5

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BlameTheFirst - August 24, 2010, 11:49 pm
Nice one ;)
ilduche - June 16, 2010, 11:27 am
He knew where Touchdown Jesus was too. Hit a beautiful 3-point shot from the paint! Nice shooting, God!
JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 4:52 pm
HE let my innocent 5 year old daughter suffer a painful disease and die. Either he is an asshole, or HE doesn't exist. I choose the latter.
haseo - January 5, 2010, 4:38 pm
bring it on!!!
MasterMorality - December 1, 2009, 6:58 pm
I'm quaking in my boots... honest.
Eggnik - May 25, 2009, 3:51 am
Good thing he doesn't exist.
BoneCD - April 14, 2009, 7:02 pm
That just flat out sad Deltabob...I hope some one "fixed" his face!!!
BuZZbomb - April 13, 2009, 11:10 pm
Fine! Just tell 'him' that if his ass isn't here in 13 more minutes, my pizza is free!
Cock Mongler - April 13, 2009, 10:21 pm
LAME


THE BIBLE - must be misspelling words again...


TAGS: bible atheists evil
Rating: 3.07/5

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The Big Bang - March 2, 2009, 9:36 pm
Nothing pops into existence, eh? The nerve.
barockeva - December 8, 2008, 3:49 pm
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things. Slap in the face!
RII - August 16, 2008, 11:42 am
Actually religions do tend to propose that things just 'popped into existence,' but, yeah, if we're going to use 'created' Einstein's mom is a more viable candidate.
Sean - August 16, 2008, 10:45 am
... and likewise for his sister. Cuz I hear ... "The Postman always rings twice."
RnR - August 16, 2008, 7:15 am
One thing is sure: Afreds mom was his mom, his dad might have been the postman.
RnR - August 16, 2008, 7:14 am
nothing just "pops into existence", ever. we've got laws of fysics. Some form of "creation" happens, wether it is cells/dna merging or a bearded guy snapping his fingers. Thou definition of a person has little to do with how he/she was "created". One thin
RII - August 15, 2008, 9:31 pm
Born does not equal created. Not by, oh say, fifty IQ points. Want a direct dictionary.com link or could you manage to find it yourself?
RnR - August 15, 2008, 4:04 am
Einstein wasn't born?? OMG, that means Einstein was a little green man from another planet!
RII - August 15, 2008, 2:33 am
Einstein's dad didn't create Einstein you slack jawed asshat, and Einstein cannot be equated to the whole of existence.
Well - August 14, 2008, 10:49 pm
The same way that Einsteins dad didn't create the theory of relativity.
Alexiel - August 13, 2008, 4:16 pm
how can evil be manmade when the god is the creator of all? fail.


EQUAL OPPORTUNITY HATER - Hey, you forgot atheists.


TAGS: mormons hater atheists
Rating: 2.43/5

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Lena - August 27, 2009, 8:34 pm
Hate+No Proof= Religion
Redundancy - August 1, 2009, 7:28 pm
It says rebellious women but not men, then goes on to say racist.
Eggnik - May 25, 2009, 4:16 am
He did say false religions Pimpus. Maybe he includes Islam in that category.
asdf - March 8, 2009, 6:24 pm
wait, RnR? Ryusei no Rockman? MEGAMAN STARFORCE RULEZ!!!!!!
RnR - August 16, 2008, 7:01 am
what? never mind snakecharmers??? why? They tend to get Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu, Vivica Fox and Daryl Hannah in bed.... :)
amy - August 15, 2008, 8:44 pm
aw, ok. thanks for the info sean :D
Sean - August 15, 2008, 3:13 pm
It relates to that bullshit line that "there are no atheists in foxholes". But it likely also refers to the notion of turning to G-O-D in times of need and ignoring your religion when things are going good.
amy - August 15, 2008, 2:59 pm
never mind all that whats "fox hole religion"?!?!?!? O_O.
RnR - August 15, 2008, 4:08 am
and he left out Scientology and Bhuddists and Snakecharmers
Jesus - August 14, 2008, 10:53 pm
I thought I said to love those people... Wait, wait... lemme just check here... Yeah yeah, I said love your neighbor, AND love your enemy. So how's about no more of this hating the people I came to save? Hmm? How does that sound?
Lordpimpus - July 31, 2008, 7:06 am
as a Muslim, i feel left out!! :( Come on... everybody hates us!!! why not this guy!?!?!? :'( :D
Zack - June 13, 2008, 1:33 pm
Why don't this guy just take a pill?
Max - May 24, 2008, 5:47 pm
I watch TV more than study the bible...probably because I burned all the ones in this house for being full of shit. Guess that makes me a bad person. *Slaps own wrist* Baaad.
cathy - May 13, 2008, 9:19 pm
an ankle biter is a child. some kinda sicko.
Sean - May 10, 2008, 8:09 pm
-- the closest definition to what this guy seems to be sickened by.
Sean - May 10, 2008, 8:09 pm
Good question, Brian. According to the Urban Dictionary: "Someone that feels the need to overcompensate in any way,for any kinda shortcoming; ala small,loud barking dogs that bite your ankles to show you their workin' wit' sumthin'.." At least that is t
Brian - May 10, 2008, 2:22 pm
what is an ankle biter?
Sean - May 10, 2008, 12:55 pm
You're right. Unlike Dykes On Bikes, we just don't make him sick, I guess. Sigh.
heh - May 10, 2008, 7:34 am
Maybe they don't believe in athiests. ;-)


Modern-Day Beliefs -




Persistance -




TOGETHERNESS -


TAGS: never hear of a bus full of atheists careening off the side of a mountain do you
Rating: 3.71/5

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Chopperliscious - October 26, 2009, 12:38 am
Love the subtlety. So rarely seen in this day & age of cell-phone english. 5.
Sean - October 25, 2009, 4:10 pm
Thanks. Only thunk it up yesterday-ish. Original title was SOLIDARITY, but I wanted a less stuffy title.
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 3:36 pm
Wrong day, but awesome poster. This definitely gets a 5 from me.


AND YET -


TAGS: atheists
Rating: 2.69/5

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carnagie - July 15, 2010, 11:04 am
I might be convinced that she's proof of a God.....
Lincoln - February 14, 2010, 7:27 pm
Well, I guess I'll just never be the calibur of motifaker that you are.
CANADA - February 14, 2010, 7:24 pm
you could have asked him first. and you should have said they were Ron's in the tags
Lincoln - February 14, 2010, 7:22 pm
Ron, I wasn't trying to dis you, but it was my understanding that motifake rules required the removal of signatures, websites, etc.
Cloudchaser - February 14, 2010, 1:02 am
Atheists are still here because zapping unbeleivers isn't how Jehovah rolls. If he did do that, people would follow him out of fear instead of true respect
ronsart - February 13, 2010, 8:14 pm
WTF? You take my poster and don,t even give me credit? That,s LOW, man!!!!! 1L


ALL ATHEISTS - Can be represented by one man... yeah, sure...


TAGS: stalin atheists representations
Rating: 2.58/5

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greenknight - March 23, 2011, 10:52 am
Steph A...Catholics went to the camps too. Not nearly as many but they did..basicly anyone that didn't toe the line and denounced the official beliefs of the Nazi party did.Google 'The Eternal Ice theory' and 'The Hollow Earth theory'.
greenknight - March 23, 2011, 10:52 am
(continued) They also had a twisted occultist version of Norse mythology that they embraced as their official faith.
KDP3 - June 11, 2009, 6:15 pm
@ Steph A, Hitler was not not Catholic and most scholars debate what his true religious beliefs. He was known to practice paganism and denounce Jesus and has the love for Islam for there barbaric ways. But you can not represent one may for one faith.
Hendo - May 14, 2009, 7:24 pm
Stalin was actually educated as a priest.
Steph A - April 17, 2009, 2:23 am
And the Catholics have Hitler.
Jordan - December 12, 2008, 1:46 pm
All motards can now be represented by this one...Yeah,sure


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